America's Next Top Slut

"When black people wear dreads they’re seen as ghetto but when white people wear dreads they’re seen as professional and fashionable"

Um in what fucking world???

Stoner chicks always wanna show they asses to everyone

I just signed up for another money league and I’ll probably join some more before thursday I think I have a problem

I might occasionally make troll posts but I’m not “a troll” know what I mean? I don’t lke that label this blog is more than that 

You are the best troll I've ever seen. I aspire to be like you. (But I actually fall for a lot of trolls myself. I don't know how to not do that.) :'(
Anonymous

I’m not a troll :-/

vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s

She hates the flash

She hates the flash

Random question: do you know what ASMR is?
Anonymous

Yes

Oh shit are these all Verlander’s sidepieces in here too?? Bahahahah yoooo this is nuts best album so far

Oh no did I just see justin verlander’s dick?

If so then mine is bigger

That makes me feel good

Kate Upton pussy pics!!!!

Maybe it's just my laissez-faire attitude on sex and sexuality talking, but I still feel like people are making a bigger deal out of this than it needs to be. I mean, it doesn't change my opinion of Jennifer Lawrence in the slightest; I still wanna be her bestie (who doesn't?) and watch all her movies. These aren't gonna tank her career.

It won’t hurt her career, it’s just a really huge breach of privacy and since it’s a woman, that makes it sexist too

I'm actually really sorry. I understand it can get annoying, and I didn't mean for it to come off the way it did. Since I found your blog just a few hours ago, I didn't know you get a lot of "lets get sexual" asks. I'm kind of an idiot, so yeah. I'm not going to do it again, though.
Anonymous

It’s cool I’m not mad you can still message me why not ask how my day was or what my hobbies are something nice


since you wanted to see my cat 
isnt she, euh, beautiful?

aw kitten

since you wanted to see my cat 

isnt she, euh, beautiful?

aw kitten

just post extra cute selfies this month and i'll draw my fave one of ur cute face. :3

will do