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trillslut:

Speedy loves his new box :)

trillslut:

Speedy loves his new box :)

People who brag about running their mile faster are dumb. Unless you are specifically training for speed, fitness depends more on switching things up (HIIT). Doing 7.5 or 8 mph speed for a mile just means you aren't gonna physically be able to do more, and it's gonna make fitness worse since the body will demand more. Boys just like bragging when it comes to physical activity lel
Anonymous

That’s why I conceded in that dick measuring contest earlier. It’s all pointless. I don’t run to shove my speed in other people’s faces, I do it because it makes me feel good. Not everything is a competition

Do you give kitty or speedy an extra kiss after they sneeze? I think kitties sneezing is soooo adorable! I'd squeeze my kitty Binny after she sneezed from random allergens :3

Yes when they get sniffly I give them extra kisses and loves

all of my problems with this site stem from me being 6-10 years older than most of you

i can’t stand kids

I'm actually getting in shape to run a 5k

wrecksaucemcgee:

trillslut:

Good for you man remember it’s not about winning it’s about having fun you’re gonna love it. Good luck!

Thanks! I’m doing that couch to 5K thing. First day was today and I haven’t felt this good sore since wrasslin’

I did the same thing when I started running last year. I’m an active person but I’ve never been a runner so the beginning of C25K was tough for me since I hadn’t actually RAN since high school gym class. Stick with it though the program is really well-paced and did a good job of improving my endurance and eventually my running ability. Too many people worry about speed just work on your stamina and breathing and all that it’s mostly mental you’ll do great homie oh and stay hydrated and don’t be ashamed to bring water with you on a run despite what stantheassman says

I can’t check messages in the facebook app anymore? the fuck?

No judgement man I hope you had fun
Anonymous

I did but unfortunately I carried a water bottle so that makes it all worthless 

I'm actually getting in shape to run a 5k

Good for you man remember it’s not about winning it’s about having fun you’re gonna love it. Good luck!

wrecksaucemcgee:

trillslut:

Hey I made it

I’m the world’s greatest

Fuck yeah trill!

Thanks bro I love you

wrecksaucemcgee:

trillslut:

Hey I made it

I’m the world’s greatest

Fuck yeah trill!

Thanks bro I love you

Also don't this personally, this my advice after running for 3 years

stanthemanfan:

trillslut:

stanthemanfan:

stanthemanfan:

trillslut:

It just makes you seem like a jackass when you see one picture of a proud amateur from the finish line of a charity race and your first reaction is to hide your identity and say “why the fuck do you carry a gatorade and a phone when you run.” Just keep it to yourself and be quiet it doesn’t matter if it’s personal it’s just tactless and rude and unnecessary. You didn’t wanna help. You just wanted to make me look stupid and show off. Grow up

Do you want to talk about those issues you have with things that seem similar to me? I apologize if I made you mad. I genuinely tried to give advice.

If like to add but tumblr won’t let me edit:

And that first anon was dickish but after than I was giving Soild advice

That’s debatable and regardless it was unsolicited and unnecessarily condescending and ignorant.

Child: *sticks crayon in mouth*
Teacher: “don’t do that that’s unhealthy
Child: “that’s unsolicited advice”

Except for ^
I’d argue the condescending and ignorant

http://runnersconnect.net/running-nutrition-articles/is-chocolate-milk-really-a-good-recovery-drink-after-running/

http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/recipes/healthy-eating/superfoods/chocolate-milk-after-workout/

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/foods-eat-exercise/story?id=25605777

Why are you doing this?

What was your time? For the 5k?
Anonymous

Doesn’t matter

Also don't this personally, this my advice after running for 3 years

stanthemanfan:

stanthemanfan:

trillslut:

It just makes you seem like a jackass when you see one picture of a proud amateur from the finish line of a charity race and your first reaction is to hide your identity and say “why the fuck do you carry a gatorade and a phone when you run.” Just keep it to yourself and be quiet it doesn’t matter if it’s personal it’s just tactless and rude and unnecessary. You didn’t wanna help. You just wanted to make me look stupid and show off. Grow up

Do you want to talk about those issues you have with things that seem similar to me? I apologize if I made you mad. I genuinely tried to give advice.

If like to add but tumblr won’t let me edit:

And that first anon was dickish but after than I was giving Soild advice

That’s debatable and regardless it was unsolicited and unnecessarily condescending and ignorant.

Also don't this personally, this my advice after running for 3 years

stanthemanfan:

trillslut:

It just makes you seem like a jackass when you see one picture of a proud amateur from the finish line of a charity race and your first reaction is to hide your identity and say “why the fuck do you carry a gatorade and a phone when you run.” Just keep it to yourself and be quiet it doesn’t matter if it’s personal it’s just tactless and rude and unnecessary. You didn’t wanna help. You just wanted to make me look stupid and show off. Grow up

Do you want to talk about those issues you have with things that seem similar to me? I apologize if I made you mad. I genuinely tried to give advice.

You don’t start advice with “why the fuck are you doing _____”

Child: th-th-the b-boy we-went

Teacher: why the fuck can’t you read?

Teacher: what I’m just helping!

You’re a jackass go away ew

I don't get people here on tumblr. You did something you were proud of and posted a picture being happy about your accomplishment. And people just gotta swoop in and be dicks about it.

"I’m just trying to help by cursing at you anonymously!"

Also don't this personally, this my advice after running for 3 years

It just makes you seem like a jackass when you see one picture of a proud amateur from the finish line of a charity race and your first reaction is to hide your identity and say “why the fuck do you carry a gatorade and a phone when you run.” Just keep it to yourself and be quiet it doesn’t matter if it’s personal it’s just tactless and rude and unnecessary. You didn’t wanna help. You just wanted to make me look stupid and show off. Grow up